I have dyed Andy's hair
As very few people who've met Andy since 2005 know, he's a natural red-blond. Ginger beard and all.

I am once again fixing this problem, and below the cut is a picture of him with his hair AND EYEBROWS dyed. Yes, I know you're not supposed to do that as it could make you BLIND. But y'know, I'm now so fucking blind I practically need to wear glasses and my eyesight is STILL deteriorating, so I'd like to be able to be like, HA HA HA, I can barely see but YOU, YOU my friend, YOU ARE BLIND. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Later, I'll kick puppies.







I also have another question for you deeeelightful readers. I'm considering getting rid of the fringe. I just don't know why. I think it's cute and all and it hides (in part) the fact that I have no profile at all. I mean, really, my face is dead flat. I can put my hand against it FLAT and touch my eyebrows and chin and the very top of my nose. I look somewhat humanoid from the front but any angles... neeeehhh. But I think I look older without the fringe and slightly more respectable.

I know this is a serious question that affects many young women at some stage of their life, and I hope you can help me along this path to Do What Is Right.

I have created photos for viewage, so that You May Be The Judge.



NO FRINGE:



FRINGE:



This is how my hair would look if I gelled it back into one of those dumbass poofy things that was fashionable in the early zeros.



This is unfortunately how it looks when I try to push it back. Yes. I look like absolute trailer trash.



The sads, I crack them.