R.J.'s Talkback Plebe Radio ([info]luciusmalfoy) wrote,
@ 2009-07-10 20:51:00
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Defriending everyday objects
It's time we evolved the language again. Why simply use "defriending" when referring to people? Now you can use it on everyday objects as well! Some examples:

"I couldn't wait to defriend my shoes after I got home yesterday."
"I defriended the bus outside my house."
"Defriend this shit, I'm leaving!"
"Excuse me, I'm off to defriend some poo."

Try it on your friends and family! Get on the future train before it defriends you.



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[info]talithakalago
2009-07-11 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I am totally doing this from now on.

The best thing is, after a few months of coaching my mother has started using the term 'fail'.

Now I have a new thing to teach her to make her even more socially inept!

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